Library charged my Visa $15.60 for my son's lost Dr. Seuss book. Teri got mad oh yes she did, Teri got angry and grounded her kid.

Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.

"This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.