I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.#Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly.#Lincoln#Cologne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"#Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs#President Abe Lincoln#Lincoln#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL#Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp