Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of.

My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.

Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place.

I need a punchline for this joke I need a punchline for this question: What's the difference between Starbucks and funeral home? I was asked this question this weekend when I told someone to meet me at a Starbucks, and I was waiting at the funeral home down the street, but I feel like there has gotta be a great punchline for it out there. I have an okay punchline, but I figured the Internet could supply me with better.