I need a punchline for this joke I need a punchline for this question: What's the difference between Starbucks and funeral home? I was asked this question this weekend when I told someone to meet me at a Starbucks, and I was waiting at the funeral home down the street, but I feel like there has gotta be a great punchline for it out there. I have an okay punchline, but I figured the Internet could supply me with better.