People in my office have this strange habit of naming their food... Yesterday, I had a sandwich named ""Michael"".

This is a joke I heard back in 2000 George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, ""I want to go to Disneyland."" George said, ""No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One"". The second kid said, ""I want a new pair of…

A fine wine The Navajo woman accepted my offer of a lift to the reservation, but didn't seem inclined to say much more. I noticed a look of ill-disguised disapproval as she got in the car, lingering for a moment on my exposed cleavage, but that was all she gazed stonily ahead while the car pulled away, leaving a trail of hot Nevada dust in the rear view mirror. After a few failed attempts at small talk, and my knowledge of her culture exhausted, I kept quiet, and concentrated instead on the eve…

We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael"".