twitter has a very "high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes" vibe

If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.

Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree.

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now