my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG

Stepped On a Rabbit This is best told in a group and using two others as part of the story. One time, ""Greg"", "" Tom"", and I were headed to a party when our car flew off the road...killing us all. We show up to the gates of heaven where we're greeted by a puzzled St. Peter. ""I don't know what's going on here,"" he says. ""You're all in the book, but you're way early. Let me go talk to the big guy and see what he says."" After a while he comes back and tells us we can go in, but under one con…

A good one for parties So Steve, Greg, and I (put friends names in of course) were walking down a dirt road when we saw a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. We are all thinking the same thing so I go and have my way with it and they turn their backs. After I am done Steve goes and has his way with it, while Greg and I turn our backs. Then Greg goes over the fence and we are waiting and waiting and waiting... Finally we turn around and there is Greg, with his head stuck in the fence.

Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing