"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny." - Pro Bono Lawyer

I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.

It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*

If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?