You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".

How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport

Dad to kid: "Connor, eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*

The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords.