I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.