If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'

WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat

wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen

"Did you hire a wedding photographer?" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*