Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich

Becky on FB is "too blessed to be stressed" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend.

Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up.

Her: I bet you forgot it. Him: I have a photographic memory. [shakes violently] Her: ? Him: Sorry, it's a Polaroid. Is it Becky? Her: NO