Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, "well, that got racist pretty fast" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky.

Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich

Becky on FB is "too blessed to be stressed" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend.

Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up.