A Tale of Two Photos A solider out at war, missing his mother and his girlfriend, decided to take a couple of pictures of himself to send to them. For his mother, he dressed up real nice and took a picture of himself from the torso up. For his girlfriend, he decided to take a picture of his nether regions. The solider then took the photos to the post office to be sent out. Unfortunately the photos got switched while sending, and so the girlfriend and the mother received the opposite photos. When…

I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me

[Discussion] Anyone have any jokes for this situation? Firstly, i'm not exactly sure if i'm allowed to post this type of thread. If i'm not, please redirect me to a subreddit that could possibly help before spewing mindless hatred. A friend of mine has started dating a new girl recently and she's two years younger than him and she's underage. They've already gotten very close, if you catch my drift. Everyone's been roasting him for fun lately and he's been taking it like a champ. I've heard stuf…

Not the typical format for a post here, but thought it was worth sharing My grandfather passed away this week, and I'll always remember him for his jokes. He served in the military when he was younger, then raised 3 kids (including my mother). When my mother and my father were dating, he went over to their house just to stop by (he worked not too far away), and he saw my grandmother scratching off a lottery ticket. He asks ""You ever win anything off of those tickets?"", and my grandmother repli…