*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? "Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"#Costco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.#Costco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco.#Costco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.#Costco#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp