Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat.

KFC now offering the Top Kill sandwich! Bacon. Cheese. Mud. Sandwiched between two oily chicken slabs served on a plate of shame

*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's- Some KFC?

When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.