Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat.

[at KFC] "One bargain bucket please" "ok sir, and would you like any sides?" "Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"

*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's- Some KFC?

When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.