Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"

Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.

Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?

the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame