Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"

Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.

Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?

Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?