A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar So he walked up to her and said, ""I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"" ""I smoke ten cigars a day,"" she said. '""Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."" '""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"" ""Thirty…

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. '"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, g…

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ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know