"Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!" Is he rich? "I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"

A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" ne…

The Italian bride A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride's mother's country cottage. It's the 1930s the bride's father died long ago, and they don't have much money so this is the best they can do. The new bride, a lovely young woman, has never left her village and never been with a man before. Her new husband sits alone upstairs while she tells her mother how nervous and scared she is to be with a man for the first time. ""You-a don't-a worry"" Her mother tells …

Short Story on Wit A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style. God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hi…