Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.

At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*

There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.

You ever see your kid looking so dirty at school and don't wanna pick him up? I just drove pass mine now like, 'Hell no, that is not my kid'