I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there.

"if i die young bury in me in starbucks lay me down on a bed of coffee beans" the white girl writes in her will

Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from "The Walking Dead."

If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder.