I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there.

If you Say the word "murder" over and over again out loud, it starts to sound really weird and everyone in this starbucks will stare at you.

"if i die young bury in me in starbucks lay me down on a bed of coffee beans" the white girl writes in her will

Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from "The Walking Dead."