If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp