Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.

[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very

[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button.

[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL: