Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.

[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very

ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]

[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button.