When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound.

There's nothing a "Baby On Board" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say.

For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours.

"Jesus take the wheel" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic.