I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that

"I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a mailbox just now.

One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car