ISIS is threatening us again. ISIS has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents. It's gonna get ugly, people...

Redneck newlyweds on their honeymoon check into... ...the Motel 6. The night clerk says ""Ah, newlyweds! Would you like the bridal?"" The groom says ""Nah, I'll jes hold her by the pigtails til she gets used to it.""

Q: Why does Motel 6 ""keep the light on for you"" A: So the roaches won't come out.

A MATH PROFESSOR'S MISTAKE A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says My dear now that you are 60 years old there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me. He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: You my dear are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am a…