It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear.

maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener

ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend

I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, "We need to talk!"