[Original] Boston roommate. My roommate's from Boston. This morning, he's still in the house after I got up. ""Aren't you late for work?"", I asked. ""Yeah, I'm looking for my khakis"" ""Look for them when you get back"" ""Well, how the hell am I supposed to get in my car?""

In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car.

"I lost my Khakis" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys.

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."" Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow."" I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many customers bo…