*notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop* Me: You're a Cher fan too!? Her: Hold on *takes off bluetooth* Her: What? *dies alone*

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny." - Pro Bono Lawyer

Sorry if my tweets aren't good enough for you, person who retweets Cher

I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.