😄 The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

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If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell

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God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night.

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*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?

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