I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be.

Have you worked at McDonalds? I have. I got fired not long ago. My boss was a clown.

My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training.

I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's.