*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?

I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be.

My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training.

I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's.