😄 If someone's Twitter picture has 2 or more people in it, I write a letter to my senator.

We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers

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Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets

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At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers

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I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'

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