Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead.#Superman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did#Superman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.#Superman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.#Superman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp