[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression

Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer.

Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan.""

Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault.