[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression

Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.

Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer.

Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan.""