If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell.#Religion#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*at church* "Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?" I OFFER MY FIRST BORN CHILD "Jim no"#Religion#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch.#Angel#Religion#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.#Religion#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*#Religion#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp