Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon.

When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.

Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?

Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?