I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma.

OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER.

News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!

If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.