Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them.#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly.#Parents#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it's Santa Claus!" so I don't have to get up.#Santa Claus#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp