McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.#Mcdonalds#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?#Mcdonalds#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle#Mcdonalds#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries.#Mcdonalds#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp