"A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..." - Dogs

Honk if you love Jesus Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ""Honk if you love Jesus"" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just…

Me and my friend... ... were driving through a very long bringe over a river, while listening to some radio. We were singing along and, at some point in time we sang ""Jesus take the wheel!"" - and crashed in the river, drowning and suffering a terrible death that wipped all our sins. As we got to Heaven, we noticed our newly-dead situation and said in disgrace ""Oh man, why did this happend?!"" We see in front of us the one and only Jesus Christ and hear his beautiful voice saying to us, in pit…

If you love Jesus.. The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like …