Me and my friend... ... were driving through a very long bringe over a river, while listening to some radio. We were singing along and, at some point in time we sang ""Jesus take the wheel!"" - and crashed in the river, drowning and suffering a terrible death that wipped all our sins. As we got to Heaven, we noticed our newly-dead situation and said in disgrace ""Oh man, why did this happend?!"" We see in front of us the one and only Jesus Christ and hear his beautiful voice saying to us, in pit…

A priest is on a bus (kinda long)... ...and spots a very beautiful nun sitting a couple of rows ahead. He was about to approach her when he remembered that nuns took vows of celibacy. Disheartened, he sat down. The bus driver, noticing this, asked the priest, ""What's wrong?"" The priest explained his situation to the driver. The driver was silent for a bit, then he said, ""I have an idea that can resolve your predicament. I know for a fact that every night, the nun visits the graveyard to pay r…

The Meaning of Easter Three men tragically died in a car accident and found themselves at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter told them, “You may be glad to know that, because there aren’t a lot of people qualifying for admission these days, we’ve lowered the standards. Just tell me the meaning of Easter, and you’re in.” The first guy says, “Easter is when we decorate a tree, sing carols, and Santa brings us presents…” St. Peter says, “That’s Christmas. You go to Hell.” The second guy says, “East…

Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?