Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words "In Him" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie

Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?

Dear Abby, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he's telling me he knows I'm a lesbian and my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off. Should I clobbe…

Dear Abby Dear Abby My husband hasn't worked in 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. He's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters. I know because he brags about it. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and ugly face turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying …