There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.

I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'

"Laughter is the best medicine" -doctor who failed med school

"Lifehack" is now just synonymous with "action." "A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"