I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'

"Laughter is the best medicine" -doctor who failed med school

"Lifehack" is now just synonymous with "action." "A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"

Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:...